You’re now in charge of writing the messages in fortune cookies. Tell us our fortunes.

“If you quit the job you hate, things will be hard at first, and ultimately your life will be much better.”

“Risk it, tell them that you are in love with them”

“You know the answers, you just need to pause and think of the questions carefully.”

“help i am trapped in a rhetorical fortune cookie factory”

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About paxus

a funologist, memeticist and revolutionary. Can be found in the vanity bin of Wikipedia and in locations of imminent calamity. buckle up, there is going to be some rough sledding.

3 responses to “You’re now in charge of writing the messages in fortune cookies. Tell us our fortunes.”

  1. no one says :

    i hear that if you and “in bed” after every fortune, it makes it all the more better …

  2. no one says :

    err … if you and = if you put

  3. Slowlyistep says :

    Far better the one who reveals themself than the one who easily hides themSelf. – cmm

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