K Shift Cacophony

“I am fast and i am sloppy” i confessed to dish washing partner Son, who is a relatively new member of the community.  “This means there is an additional inspection burden on you, dont hesitate to reject anything and check more diligently than you would with a more thorough dish washer. ” Son was down and put on some of his signature Blues.

Christina was bemused by my crashing around and dishes flying.  And i broke down the washer – dishes complete – after just 40 minutes, we walked out of the kitchen triumphant before 8 PM.  There was much rejoicing.

I dont think i am the fastest K-shifter anymore.  I lost my edge when we changed machines.  On the old machine i could get much more in, including baking trays which now have to be washed by hand completely.  With Pele i used to finish in between 43 and 55 minutes.  We owned the shift, no one could touch me.

Jeff Kozney did the Visions of Utopia video, which has strange footage of my cacophonous performance doing dishes.  i dont think you can really appreciate it unless you are close enuf to get wet.

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5 responses to “K Shift Cacophony”

  1. Rachelle says :

    Ha – reminds me of when you were doing one of your epic 3 hour long K-shifts with Shal and someone who I can’t remember now and you were playing some fantastic music. Dishes were flying, the machine was slamming shut, and you were “wooooo”-ing every 2 seconds. I walked up to ask about the music and you almost ran over me, only saying, “You’re in the way.” I found out later that it was Surrender by Cheap Trick.

  2. Rachelle says :

    I definitely learned that, with the rarity of your k-shifts, that you deserve to be allowed to give it your undivided attention. It looked like an awesome time.

  3. Elph Morgan says :

    Paxus, I share your bent for fast dish washing. It makes it more fun, for me anyway. Hey, did you misspell Geoph’s name for obfuscation purposes? Also, I think the last name is spelled Kozeny.

    • Paxus says :

      Dearest Elph:

      No, it is just a mistake and my readers catch them regularly for me. i will correct it shortly. And i do obfuscate names of people i write about who might be concerned about their name being mentioned. And in this case he would be happy to get a plug for his video.

      Paxus at Twin Oaks
      6 Falling Leaves 2KXI

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