So wrong – Paxus’ Guests and other not thieves
New member Son told me some teenagers were wondering around his building and he asked who they were here visiting. They said they were visiting me. This was a lie.
[RTS – Radical Topic Shift] The following mock guest announcement was put on the Llano Kitchen door, if you are not familiar with our culture, you can’t see the number of things wrong with this mocking concert invite. I will be your guide.
So first off the name is not the guests name at all. Secondly, the most important information, which is who is the actual host is missing (tho you could guess it from the first field). Then the fact that they are staying in Llano Kitchen (which is the community space most often discouraging of guests). Then there is no indication of when these guests are leaving (this is a big no-no) and finally the other appropriate process steps (the two unchecked boxes at the bottom) have not been taken.
[Back to our would be thieves] It turns out, after much speculation that these teenagers looking for me they were involved in the recent heist of community musical instruments, they were exonerated. The teenager who used my name turns out to be the daughter of an ex-lover of mine, and she had texted one of the teenagers from Twin Oaks before their visit. Rule one for thieves “Dont tell your victims you are coming over, just before you plan to break in and steal things.”