i already live in the future

There is a point in many introductory conversations in which it is time to exchange emails.  What you want to do if you can is to tell a story that easily enables the person who is hearing the email to remember it, even if they cant find the scrap of paper that they wrote it down on.  This is my short story.

“In the future, email addresses will be so descriptive and completely mapped that if you guessed what the address was, you would probably guess it correctly.” Pause for dramatic effect. “I already live in the future. paxus@twinoaks.org

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About paxus

a funologist, memeticist and revolutionary. Can be found in the vanity bin of Wikipedia and in locations of imminent calamity. buckle up, there is going to be some rough sledding.

4 responses to “i already live in the future”

  1. Anat Kolumbust says :

    ha ha this is great!

    Loved the pause for dramatic effect, I could hear you say (and don’t say) that.

    and the end is the cherry at the top.

  2. Tina says :

    had the same reaction as @Anat:

    lol! that’s great.

  3. Will Forest says :

    I live in the future with Pax.

    will @ coho.org

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