Zen Master Riddle Trilogy

1) A NYC Zen master was cleaning up his apartment after hurricane Sandy.  Why was she not able to vacuum in the corners?  She had not attachments.

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2) After this frustrating work, she decided to go into town and get something to eat.  What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?  Make me one with everything.

 

3) After the Zen master got the hot dog, she gave the vendor a $10 bill.  What did the hot dog vendor say to the Zen master who asked for change?  Real change comes from within.

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a funologist, memeticist and revolutionary. Can be found in the vanity bin of Wikipedia and in locations of imminent calamity. buckle up, there is going to be some rough sledding.

One response to “Zen Master Riddle Trilogy”

  1. Seby (aka Twigsy on facebook) says :

    I’ve fallen behind in reading your blog posts since my relocation, but I had to pop in for this one. 😉 I’ve always loved the ‘zen hotdog stand’ jokes, but this is the first time I’ve heard the email one. I’m currently reading ‘Sex, Sin and Zen’ – it’s an entertaining read by a zen monk who answers questions like… is it ok for buddhists to masturbate? Highly recommended. 🙂

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