Zen Master Riddle Trilogy
1) A NYC Zen master was cleaning up his apartment after hurricane Sandy. Why was she not able to vacuum in the corners? She had not attachments.
2) After this frustrating work, she decided to go into town and get something to eat. What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
3) After the Zen master got the hot dog, she gave the vendor a $10 bill. What did the hot dog vendor say to the Zen master who asked for change? Real change comes from within.